He has become a martyr for us over here at Newgrounds. He will go down in history as the man who got rid of one of the biggest idiots on this site. He knew he was going to die. But he told me he would rather sacrifice himself than put up with Tanooki's shit. His dying words were...

"Even though I will no longer be a part of this cruel world, my legacy shall live on. I will still be with you guys in spirit... watching over each and every one of you. If I could do it all over again, I would. Maybe someday I will be reincarnated... but for now, I shall rest in peace. I love you all... don't you ever forget that"

With that, Wade pushed the delete button and put Sir Alex out of his misery. Today is a sad day indeed. But Alex's death was not in vain! Without his sacrifice, Tanooki-John would still be spamming this site with faggotry and fake basement interviews. I see no reason why the Tanooki movies were deleted, they broke no rules whatsoever. They passed judgment and the file was not swapped nor was the title changed. If it really did break any rules someone would have blown the whislte on them. Also this can't fall into the category of "personal attacks on other flash authors" because he doesn't even make flash! He just spams idiotic and abusive reviews.

I mean look at his whistle status, it's GARBAGE! Also that rule isn't even followed. 90 percent of popular flash artists get attacked all the time! What pisses me off is this guy has contributed NOTHING to this site, and a simple flash that was a parody of him gets deleted. Yes, it was a parody. A parody of his poor quality basement interviews. Compared to other hate flash on this site, ours was very subtle. Nothing negative was said about him. Do you honestly think this video is something to get worked up over?

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Compared to other hate flashes on the site, this is nothing. This can't even be considered a hate movie so I don't even know why it was deleted. Tanooki would have never had to deal with this if he wasn't such an asshole. I warned him many times in the past to shut the fuck up but he didn't listen. Every news post he made was pure idiocy. Also if you guys read the reviews you would have seen that a lot of people actually enjoyed the movies and said stuff like I totally agree, this guy is nothing but a horrible internet troll. Anyway the first one was so well received that a sequel was released...

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It used the same format as the first one except it had a different song and a different interview clip from Tanooki-John. That one actually got a higher score than the first one and almost reached the 3.00 mark. And then the next day my friends Zacied and SnawsBall released an epic movie entitled "The Story of Tanooki". It was one of the most hilarious flashes I've ever seen! If you guys knew the whole story and what he was parodying, you'd laugh your asses off too. It's more of an inside joke than anything, but a lot of people found it funny. Anyway, here's that masterpiece of a movie...

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I actually added this movie to my favorites because it was just pure comedy gold! That movie was also unfairly deleted by Wade as well. And we are confused as to why. It was a PARODY of Tanooki-John's basement interviews, and a very good one at that. I even heard that these flashes "traumatized" him. If that is true, then it is fuckin' hilarious because he is a 31 year old man (supposedly, that's what it says on his youtube account) and for him to get offended at something as simple as this is just ridiculous. Anyway, at least our mission was accomplished. Zacied, SnawsBall, and I did what we set out to do. Hopefully Wade will bring back these movies. But if not, at least they have a permanent home on youtube. You can read all of the reviews here...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
448226

Notice most of the people gave it perfect 10's? Just goes to show you what people really think of John. This review pretty much sums it up...